So I’m at JavaOne, the Disneyland of Java. We arrived a day early to setup our booth today. There are a few shipping issues, some missing signs, etc. but that is par for the course at shows, as far as I can tell. I haven’t seen one without some type of last minute issue that resolves itself the next day. But the tech part of the demo is working. The development team, whom I have high respect for, delivered our most common demo with Spring integrated into it to correspond to our announcement for the show. We have the ability to take a normal Spring application and deploy it on our fabric with no changes to the underlying code, which is consistent with the Spring philosophy (and Appistry’s as it turns out). So we have this cool Swing app that sends a bunch of transactions into a fabric of machines that we truck around to these shows. The development team took that app and converted it to a Spring app, and then put that on top of our fabric so that we can demonstrate code running on Spring with our dependability and scale it out on commodity hardware.
So yesterday I started debating as to what the dress code should be at JavaOne. I said jeans and t-shirts, the Sales and Marketing guys said khakis and dress shirts. Today as I was walking around the floor with our VP of sales I pointed out the preponderance of people wearing jeans and t-shirts or jeans and whatever. He pointed to one group of five people and said there were two wearing khakis. I said one of those was wearing cargo pants so it counts for me, not him. Tomorrow I’m going to wear jeans and a dress shirt in a blatant compromise. If the majority of people walking up to our booth are dressed down in the standard programmer uniform, then I’m breaking out my OpenBSD t-shirt. Remember the days when wearing ultra casual clothes meant you were so good at coding that you could wear whatever you wanted? I had a boss once that accepted an interview as a favor when he was younger. He didn’t want the job so he showed up in shorts and a tank top. They thought he must have been so freakin smart that they fell all over him and did everything they could to hire him. Man, I wish those days would come back.
I read in the paper this weekend (yes the paper, it comes to your house and is made from trees) that the telecom market is growing again based on high bandwidth applications. I’m going to call this the "YouTube Effect" and hope that I’m the first one to say that. Maybe we’re around the corner from actual sustainable technology growth? That would be awesome, engineers being highly prized but without the bubble this time. Just smack anyone that starts day trading tech IPOs at outrageously inflated values.
So anyway, day 1 at JavaOne was all about getting my cool "Java" backpack and a tshirt that won’t fit me. But my stuff works, so I’m good to go. Tomorrow we’ll take the nice JavaOne shuttle to the Moscone Center for our complimentary exhibitor breakfast and work the booth. There are a couple of cool sessions that I want to find time for; they actually are scheduled all day until after 10:00pm. My wife thought they’d end early so people could go see the sights. I was like, "No these are uber-geeks and we want 12 hours of tech sessions all week because that’s how we roll." Actually I said nothing like that, but I like to pretend how cool I sound retroactively.
See you tomorrow.
-j